Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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"No Gimmick . . . Just Real Science!" - Extenze


I have no idea where to start with this one. I absolutely HATE these commercials for every possible reason. They make outrageous claims to give men some kind of giant, indestructible erection that is made to please beautiful, young, women. Whenever I see half naked women running around and men talking about their embarrassingly small penis on t.v. I can't help but watch, which makes it worse. There is nothing more awkward then sitting around with your friends and family and all of the sudden a male enhancement commercial pops up (no pun intended). Everyone gets quiet and looks around. You can't change the channel because then everyone knows you know what the commercial is about because you have obviously watched it, you can't look at the television or everyone will either think you are a perv or you actually NEED the product and you can't talk about it because its guaranteed to offend someone in the room. It's a trap.

First of all, the beautiful women on the commercial are HORRIBLE actresses. No one should believe that they actually give a crap about the product they are selling. Beautiful women will not sleep with you just because of the size of your penis. It's really not that important to most women. We care more about the part of you other people see and, get this, your personality. If you want to get an unbelievably gorgeous girl, its going to take a lot more then extenze ($$$).

If this wonder drug really did work, would they give it away for "only the price of a stamp"? No, because its a scam. Please don't buy this product. Tell your friends, your fathers, brothers, uncles, grandfathers not to buy this product or any like it. Women will sleep with you because they like you.


I hate you extenze.

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